• andybytes@programming.dev
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    3 days ago

    Okay, the toilet told me now I have a problem, but yet I still don’t have health care that I can afford. This short game fuckboy shit is just getting on my nerves. This is the dumbest country in the world, I swear to God.

    • jagged_circle@feddit.nl
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      2 days ago

      It can tell you to eat more fiber.

      Most health issues can be solved by better diet and exercise.

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        2 days ago

        You know what else can tell you to eat more fiber?

        Paying attention to your shit.

        Is it coming out like curry sauce being shot through a hose? Time to eat more fiber!

        Is it coming out like a large sausage? You get enough fiber.

        This is just another consumerist gimmick, another bullshit thing to get us to buy. More waste inevitably destined for land fill.

        There’s possibly medical usage for this, by doctors, in certain scenarios, but there’s no reason for the general consumer to require this beyond capitalism and consumerism.

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          2 days ago

          I wish it were that simple. I eat a ton of fiber and my shit has been like curry sauce for 6 months :(

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            2 days ago

            Ooft, I think you’re in need of a GP in that case, not an AI toilet.

            I hope you feel better soon 🤞