schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoNew Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AIfuturism.comexternal-linkmessage-square88linkfedilinkarrow-up1331arrow-down19
arrow-up1322arrow-down1external-linkNew Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AIfuturism.comschizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square88linkfedilink
minus-square_core@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoI’m honestly surprised they use Bluetooth for profiles. I figured it would scan your asshole and use that as a biometric like your retina.
I’m honestly surprised they use Bluetooth for profiles. I figured it would scan your asshole and use that as a biometric like your retina.