He’s never coming out and he’ll sue ya

Man this is some crazy shit

Watch out for UFOs that look like DC9s … the Scientologists are gonna getcha

They probably give themselves a confidence boost by remembering “at least they’re taller than Tom Cruise 😂

But…but, he’s not in the closet.

So, which one of you is Blake?

I’m not in the closet

I assume it’s in there packing fudge

Tighten up those ties boys. I need to see those heads inflate.

Hey it looks really nice in there, I bet he feels real safe

Just make sure hes not packing fudge in there or anything

It’s all fun and games til R Kelly shows up with his gun

Hey guys check it out, Tom Cruise is a fudgepacker.

These guys must be really short because if picture day taught us anything its put the tallest in the back

You guys cosplaying Workaholics or what?