• Stamets@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Nope! I enjoy having an account where no one knows who I am. I even post on that account occasionally, too and no one will ever know. Posted one once after my Stamets posting. Someone commented saying something like finally a post not done by Stamets and I almost died.

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      An almost oopsie!

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      (Except intentional… or SO YOU CLAIM!:-P /s) But we will never remain satisfied, knowing there is more to that story!

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        Oh I’m gonna die and you’ll never know. I learned, at extreme cost, to value my privacy.

        SUFFER!

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          It is too late. Your words have revealed who you are.

          You must be… Keiko! (And I am Miles then, in this fantasy in my head now?:-P)

          This is now cannon, and cannot be undone. Unless you want it too I guess…

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              You are never alone. Even / especially when you do not want to be. You have all of tenforward waiting to enjoy your words, whenever you choose to share:-) 💖.

              At least, until the bombs drop and we all die during our version of the Bell Riots. But until then, none of us have any excuses for not making this a merry place for foofaraw!

              Speaking of, I figured it out (oh no not again!?), who you must be!

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                I’ll give you one hint and one hint alone about my main account.

                The username is 4 letters. They’re not Kirk

                Go nuts.

                And hey, stop being sweet. It’s making me salivate. I haven’t eaten in days, I don’t need this torture

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                  Dang it, so I guess you aren’t me then?

                  Unless… that’s what you (I?) want me (uh… 🤯) to think⁉️

                  4 letters, not Kirk, it’s got to be Spock then! Wait no, Data! That’s the ticket… A MUCH better choice than Miles, unless you enjoy the suffering 😉