• supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
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    13 hours ago

    I just calmly and smoothly switch to shop lifting at large chain stores (not local businesses) if selfcheckout starts wasting my time shrugs

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      12 hours ago

      I make it a point to steal a little something every time I’m forced to use these.

      Big box hardware stores appear to have zero people to check you out anymore, so they all give me something every time I shop.

      Pro tip: they won’t bother if you dont steal anything expensive. Additionally, there are cameras in the ceiling that are working with the register to see what is in the cart and determine if you have scanned everything. Buy a cardboard box (cheapest thing that works). Lay it over your cart. Put stuff under it and now the system cant see your cart to determine if you stole something. A GFCI outlet or two never seem to go noticed.