• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    19 hours ago

    58 minutes of drinking coffee.

    That’s somewhere around 100 to 400 miligrams of caffeine, depending on your brew and how fast you drink coffee.

    Thats about 35 mg to 145ish mg of caffeine still in your system after 6 hours.

    400 mg of caffeine in a day is the generally agreed upon dangerous limit of coffee.

    So yeah, this dude is trading having a functioning brain and useful skills for… potentially OD’ing on caffeine, hypertension, diarrhea, addiction, etc.

    Brilliant.

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      18 hours ago

      It’s okay, his “agent AI” told him it was good for him and that he was brilliant for maximizing his body’s fuel intake, or some shit.

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        17 hours ago

        … does anyone have a meme for:

        ‘my body is a machine that turns coffee into projectile diarrhea and heart arrhythmia’

        ?