Since the last South Park, you’ve waited four long weeks to find out who the father of Eric Cartman is. Now, finally, the shocking truth about Cartman’s lineage… will not be seen tonight, so that we can bring you the following special presentation.

Canada on strike is elite but tbf im Canadian so I probably enjoy those more than others. We want more moneh

“The country’s been taken over by some Turkish dictator!”

I was way too young for that joke but holy shit is it hilarious