Agrajag@scribe.disroot.org to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前Fetterman Complains He’s Missing Beach Vacation Over Vote for Bill Projected to Kill Thousandstruthout.orgexternal-linkmessage-square77linkfedilinkarrow-up1680arrow-down17cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up1673arrow-down1external-linkFetterman Complains He’s Missing Beach Vacation Over Vote for Bill Projected to Kill Thousandstruthout.orgAgrajag@scribe.disroot.org to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前message-square77linkfedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·1 个月前Look at this motherfucker bitching but can afford bus fare. I jerk off in the library where it’s free.
minus-squareFerretyFever0@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 个月前I’m not allowed in libraries, look at this asshole bitching while he can jack off indoors. Try jacking off in the woods, get back to me.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 个月前I call that a posh wank, Rockefeller.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 个月前You have woods? Every inch of my state is private property. I have to sneak into a cornfield to rub one out.
minus-squaremic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 个月前You have corn fields to sneak off to? Every inch of my state is solid concrete. I have to find an available dumpster.
minus-squareNoSpotOfGround@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 个月前You guys get to wank off at all? You’re wank billionaires, you ingrates! I never get any time for it with my girlfriend always demanding sex.
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 个月前Pull yourselves up by your wank straps
minus-squareporous_grey_matter@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 个月前you try and tell the young people of today that, and they won’t believe you
Look at this motherfucker bitching but can afford bus fare.
I jerk off in the library where it’s free.
I’m not allowed in libraries, look at this asshole bitching while he can jack off indoors. Try jacking off in the woods, get back to me.
I call that a posh wank, Rockefeller.
You have woods? Every inch of my state is private property. I have to sneak into a cornfield to rub one out.
You have corn fields to sneak off to? Every inch of my state is solid concrete. I have to find an available dumpster.
You guys get to wank off at all? You’re wank billionaires, you ingrates! I never get any time for it with my girlfriend always demanding sex.
Pull yourselves up by your wank straps
you try and tell the young people of today that, and they won’t believe you