He’s been shown to do shit like moving entire lunch tables with kids and throwing an entire kid in that one bebe episode Do you think so?
I think under all that fat there’s big bones
All what fat?
He’s not fat and unimportant. He’s ripped and sweet.
And he’s festively plumped.
And kewl
Think how strong you would be if you always carried a 40 pound vest.
But if you had to lift an extra 40lb plus the 40lb vest you’re wearing then you start getting into trouble.
Cartman: “Dont call me fat goddammit!” I’m not fat! I’m big boned! Stop calling me fat you GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!"
Beefcake!
He’s a 90 pound weakling
Well he does seem to be somewhat physically active so he very much likely has some lower body bulk at least
No
No.
In the special olympics episode he couldn’t do anything at all, so no
I just pictured him when the boys left him crucified for a few days and he was skinny as hell
Pure beef cake bro
I think his fat just gives him that deceptive power. He’s all blubber underneath.
I mean, people are pretty stoked on him.