Just Miles as his own team No other players, No Staff, just the man himself, a wife beater, jean shorts, and Off-brand Black air forces for his uniform. He starts off with 10 grams of bath salts and is given 2 more grams for every win and 4 more for every loss.
He has to drive a Bright Blue 2005 Chevy Cavalier to every game (and pay for gas and any repairs). He must pay for anything outside of his sanctioned gear (like food, water, and more “enhancers”).
He can not enter the facility until 10 minutes before the game.
1 v 5 He is immune to any type of fouls and gets his choice of a melee weapon at the beginning of every game.
If he injuries anyone while scoring it is automatically worth double points.
How far do you think he could make it in the league before being injured, arrested, or killed?
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