But today she woke up and told me she had a dream.
Wife: I had a dream I had to kiss someone else and they were NOT a good kisser
Me: okay
Wife: I think it was Jokic
Me: ???
Can anyone help me understand this dream? Should I be concerned??
I’m p sure jokic is a millionaire with a giant wang so yes, be concerned
I’m sure several people in this sub have had a similar dream
Cleverly disguised “I have sex” thread
Your wife is subconsciously attracted to fat guys who can hit a laundry basket without looking.
Might not be subconscious 😅
What this means is. She’s trying to understand why you love basketball so much, and why she doesnt and is trying hard to be a sport for you. The kiss shows affection, meaning don’t look at it like “oh my God she kissed another man” Dreams are weird at times but the kiss is a give away. It was her emotional bond towards you and your love of the game
God, Stanley, that’s freaking brilliant. Did you learn that on the streets?
The ghetto in fact.
I was going to say divorce her when she said she doesn’t like basketball.
But I can’t think of a bigger green flag than your wife wanting to make love with Jokic.
Yea she disrespected you. Tell her an actress or model you had a dream about and watch the reaction.
better file for divorce asap
NOT a good kisser
she’s lying to protect your feelings.
I feel ya. My girlfriend has a super Hard on for Dirk. And since people say I look and sound like him(I even went as him for Halloween once) she told me the original crush she had on me was because of the resemblance lol
Hell no, you’re on the wrong sub buddy
would you rather having her kissed lebron?
Im sure she said that to make you feel not that bad, but dream Jokic kissed her like no one kissed her before.
She going hard for the mvp this year
MVP! MVP! MVP!