When your son’s friends start sending him bear pics, you know you made a splash.
People obsess over the weirdest things. Just need to develop broader hobbies, instead of obsessing over video games. Like maybe read some Governor-General literary awards winning novels. Yeah.
I can fuck a bear in this game?!
BRB, I’ll be speed running bear fuck%
Ah. Spoilers. Great.
If you’ve managed to miss anything about the bear sex until this post, I’m honestly kind of impressed.
Meh. As I get older I don’t have my finger on the pulse anymore. Things come out and I go “oh cool” and I pick it up whenever.
I’ve barely even talked to the dude who I assume is the wildshape you can romance. Of course I didn’t know. I’ve been rolling with the boss bitches because all the good fighters are the ladies.
It was one of the few things I DID know about this game lmao
Same! I knew it was based on D&D and you could have sex with a bear. 🤣
Not really. It tells you that there’s a druid who can turn into a bear and there’s a romance option for him. That’s it.
Doesn’t mention who he is or how he‘s relevant to the story. Most players won’t even see that scene in their first playthrough unless they explicitly look for it.
That’s the only thing I’m interested in the game for
Yeah, that’s really a small part of the game lmao. There are also way more companions in general than I thought there would be. I just recruited the druid last night and in the same area I recruited one other person and killed another who I thought was just a boss but apparently you can recruit. 3 potential companions from one dungeon is crazy lol
Irritated this is in the title of post/article. Spoilers…
Bear sex - the most important part of baldur’s gate 3. Ruined for thousands.
I guess this is the natural end state of having “talk to animals” as a spell.
If you level it up enough, it becomes “sex with animals.”
Awesome. Now if someone asks if I’ve played BG3, I can sardonically reply, "Isn’t that the game with the bear sex in it?
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