Question
“How do I get a full remote job, tell my employer exactly what all my plans are, and never get the offer rescinded and be forced to RTO?”
Answer
YOU DON’T! Read the VPN wiki, buy a travel router, tell no one your plans, and just GO!
The reason why 99% of employers will say no is tax and legal liabilities. Use your brain!
Yeah, the lying is definitely not something that should be done when your company is involved with handling protected information of any kind (health records, government stuff, likely some financials as well).
Since that can be more properly illegal, as opposed to just against company policy.