Things went sideways real fast.
I heard the project was scuttled.
It happened after they spotted an irregularity
Average measured speed of a ghost crab on land is ~3.4m/s and they get there in less than a second. If you were to scale that up to cheetah size than they would be running around 250 mph or 400 mph in something the size of a human. Showing their impulse at nearly 100g’s.
Edit: I know it’s a joke, but the actual mechanics of ghost crabs is pretty incredible!
This is my new favorite dad joke
I should have expected this. As a dad I’m ashamed.
Very good.
Best laugh of the week right there!
What would happen if they crossed elephant and pig DNA?
Haven’t you heard that song from Loverboy?
A pig and an elephant DNA just won’t splice
Edit: s/pic/pig/
Thanks for getting the reference.
6’ strips of bacon?
I want that.
As someone who has recently been discovering that a lot of foods I used to love are ones my body no longer considers acceptable, I’m kind of glad it doesn’t exist, because I’m not sure I could resist.
Give it a magic feather and you’ll overturn all laws of probability.
