• Steve Jobs faked full signal strength and swapped devices during the first iPhone demo due to fragile prototypes and bug-riddled software.
• Engineers got drunk during the presentation to calm their nerves.
• Despite the challenges, Jobs successfully completed the 90-minute demonstration without any noticeable issues.
That’s where all of us are headed. What’s the lesson?
A fruitarian diet won’t help you against pancreatic cancer.
Or, in other words, you can’t fight P.C. with apples.
I haven’t snorted that loud in public for quite a while
You can’t take it with you.
Also, if you have cancer, go to a doctor.
Fake it till you make it?
The final goal in life: the eternal slumber.
Not me - I’m learning from Steve’s mistake.
Dead people should be shot at birth