anonymous@lemmy.world to Fuck Cars@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoDid I get the community values right?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1187arrow-down118file-text
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minus-squareCaptPretentious@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoHe’s using the new modem Bible. It’s the, ‘My God given right!’ Edition. So for example Genesis. Exodus. Leviticus. and Numbers… Just not applicable in today’s world… So instead replaced with Ford, Chevy, Buick, and Cadillac. Then it really starts to pop off later were they replaced Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John with Remington, Winchester, Smith and Wesson.
minus-squareHardlightCereal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agohttps://www.newsweek.com/evangelicals-rejecting-jesus-teachings-liberal-talking-points-pastor-1818706
minus-squareCaptPretentious@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year ago… Fucken eh, I was just taking the piss, I had not expected I managed to somewhat guess it right… Christians reject Jesus… How do you call yourselves Christians still!?! How!?
minus-squareanonymous@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoI’m not religious or anything, but they should add some product placement to the Bible. “Today’s church service is brought to my Dunkin’”
He’s using the new modem Bible. It’s the, ‘My God given right!’ Edition.
So for example Genesis. Exodus. Leviticus. and Numbers… Just not applicable in today’s world…
So instead replaced with Ford, Chevy, Buick, and Cadillac.
Then it really starts to pop off later were they replaced Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John with Remington, Winchester, Smith and Wesson.
https://www.newsweek.com/evangelicals-rejecting-jesus-teachings-liberal-talking-points-pastor-1818706
… Fucken eh, I was just taking the piss, I had not expected I managed to somewhat guess it right…
Christians reject Jesus… How do you call yourselves Christians still!?! How!?
I’m not religious or anything, but they should add some product placement to the Bible.
“Today’s church service is brought to my Dunkin’”