I was gonna say femboys but I guess I’m not the only bad dragon in these comments…
Realistically? I’m a dragon who hoards old cables (I’ve become my dad 😭), pieces of art from my friends, animal bones and teeth, and cassette tapes. A very eclectic hoard if I do say so myself
PUPPIES.
I would finally start this Dalmatian Plantation that we were promised.
Broken electronics =)
I have a problem XD
Gold what the fuck all that other shit is worthless
Musical instruments
Snacks and puppies
DDR5 RAM
I am a dragon (metaphorically), and my hoard is supplies for abandoned projects. 😭
Me too, buddy. Me too.
Steam games
I am already a book hoarding dragon.
Honestly prefer full grown cats over kittens. More personality, better at napping.
Also, Other (blankets)
Skulls of people who start wars, invasions, or mobilize military on their own people.
EDIT: Since it’s implied dragon hoards are for attracting mates, this will optimize my success at attracting the big tiddy goth gf dragons
🤣😂🤣🤣😂 nice.
I would hoard hobbyist supplies and then never use them
I now want a hoard of kittens
Only if you share a hoard of snacks with them.








