• Melllvar@startrek.website
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        It’s an extraordinary example of Hodgkin’s Law of parallel planetary development that the Ferengi symbol for “bars of gold pressed latinum” is also the ancient Earth dollar sign.

    • dejected_warp_core@startrek.website
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      sent to Rura Penthe

      I have good news and bad news for you.

      The good news is: Since you now live at Rura Penthe, Gowron Law can represent you for your new Mesothelioma suit.

  • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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    My ex filled the holodeck with Tribbles, leading to severe injuries of a sensitive nature by both holodeck malfunctions and the Tribbles.

    An evil Lincoln was involved, though. Do I still have a case?

  • shutz@lemmy.ca
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    Gowron was killed while he was still chancellor. They’re just using his image for advertising purposes, but you’ll never get to meet him, and he won’t go to court with/for you.

    Ch’Pok had a more modest practice, but he’ll represent you personally.

  • techno156@kbin.social
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    My father was once falsely accused of being a bak’targ. Calling Gowron Law helped restore honour to my house. 35/9 great service.

  • dejected_warp_core@startrek.website
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    Transporter buffer imprisonment

    This is a horrifying concept and you bet I would send a Klingon law team after someone for that.

    Console explosion

    Do they have experience/success with suing The Federation? I heard they recently added Borg parts to all their ships - seems reckless to me.