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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBanned to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前

Eye drops made from pig semen deliver cancer treatment to mice

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Eye drops made from pig semen deliver cancer treatment to mice

www.nature.com

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBanned to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前
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        !brandnewsentence@lemmy.world

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          I never remember how to properly format links on here, and I do not get why the share button for communities doesn’t have the option to format it like this. At least not on jerboa.

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            That’s a good question. I’m on browser, and it’s the same limitation. I wonder if it’s something inherent in Lemmy?

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    uh yeah doc… imma keep the cancer, thanks.

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    Ask your doctor if Porkkake is right for you!

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      The real achievement is the scientists who managed to get a mouse to blow a pig. If you got Nobel prizes for effort, that’s a prize nomination right there.

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        Nomination for a (p)Ig Nobel at very least.

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