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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 个月前

This certainly explains why I've never got cancer.

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This certainly explains why I've never got cancer.

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    Why don’t the pigs have little sailor hats?

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      They do in my mind now. Thank you.

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    Congrats, you figured out the worst possible title for the post.

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      Or best, depending on your preference. ;)

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    I’m imagining the LinkedIn page of they guy who collects the semen.

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      I specialize in the precision extraction of high-value biological samples from porcine models to facilitate the development of groundbreaking, life-saving oncological ocular therapies.

      https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=linkedin&text=my+job+is+to+get+masturbate+pigs+to+get+semen+to+turn+into+cancer+curing+eye+drops+

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        When I had a Facebook page under job I put “Caprinae parasite detection specialist” which ment I stand around watching goats shit.

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    Now, if it selectively kills cancer cells in a petri dish, you can be sure it's at least a great breakthrough for everyone suffering from petri dish cancer.

    xkcd

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    Piglets as the lead photo in an article about pig semen may not be the sales pitch they think it is

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    If it works I will not be picky.

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    Start goonin’, lil’ piggies. We goes rats to save

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    Your title took me a few seconds to fully process.

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    That it’s an explanation raises a bunch of other questions, though

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