If it’s like any other CEO job, he won’t be doing any actual sex, but delegating it to the plebs.
Sounds like what Elon is doing
I nominate myself.
As the future CEO of Sex, I vow to bring down consumer prices for sex and increase variety.
Further, I promise, when I am elected CEO of Sex, that every adult on the planet will get a free 3 month trial of our new premium offering of sex+, and if they’re not satisfied with it, I will step down.
would be more interested in better and free antivirus
Hey kid, here’s a thousand dollars, save it for when I’m looking for a raise, okay?
Gabe Newell
“The good billionaire”
No
I’m being sarcastic, although it’s not very obvious.
I know, but I still had to say no
Who-why?
I’ll take one for the team and pick up the mantle you dont have to thank me
Hypothetically, would the successor have the power to institute a personal theme song to the tune of RATM’s “Renegades of Funk”?
