Leave Florida as soon as you can, it has no future and things will only get worse there.

Also I never realized hurricanes and out of control wildfires have great synergy.

I spoke to Lowman last March about wildfires in the Southeastern US, when she first explained to me the interplay between hurricane damage and wildfire. In September 2024, Hurricane Helene passed through millions of acres of forestland in Florida, North Carolina, and Georgia, leaving a graveyard of downed trees that dried out and provided ample kindling for wildfires. Two years later, much of the wood debris remains in parts of the forest — as does the fire risk.

“There’s a ton of old Hurricane Helene debris down in the woods,” Seth Hawkins, a Georgia Forestry Commission spokesperson, told the Current GA. “It’s lying around, and it’s just a tinderbox out there.”

Now don’t you worry about Florida. Why they just passed an exciting new law that makes climate change illegal.

Mmm. Out of the box thinking there, Florida.