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stermy4u@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Friends claim influencer injected himself with gold to gain “superhuman” powers before his death

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stermy4u@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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Connor Murphy's friends claim the looksmaxxing influencer injected gold while seeking "superhuman" abilities before his death in Thailand.
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    I keep hearing the term looksmaxer and every time it’s a person that looks like they were hit with a snow shovel repeatedly.

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      Coincidentally, they all remind me of handsome squidward from spongebob, who became handsome after multiple slams to the face from a metal door.

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      its a hammer, actually. Bonesmashing.

      https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-is-bonesmashing-and-does-it-work-the-controversial-incel-tiktok-trend-explained

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        bone smashing? I must have the manliest left thumb on earth.

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          Thumbs are for hitchhiking and being Fonzie.

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          I see you out there thumbmaxxing

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          There’s some money to be made in that. Try OnlyThumbs.

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        Everytime i read about this i think of Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse.

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          Same. Oddly prophetic

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        Osteoblast-maxxing

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        🤣🤣🤣 im ded

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          At least take some gold with you

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        Ew, you mean that’s real? I thought it was an AI image. I thought there’s no way a real person could be that hideous. But if he literally smashed his own face with a hammer to achieve it, then perhaps a real person could truly be that hideous…

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        I get the feeling that this is a joke for all but the most stupid people

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      He looks like a shitty render out of a lousy Half-Life clone.

    • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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      They look like the YouTube thumbnail for a bad GMod edit

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