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Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前

I have a sun tan

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I have a sun tan

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Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前
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  • wjrii@lemmy.world
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    As a kid in Florida who liked playing outside but wasn’t as into pool and beach, my farmer’s tan was epic.

    Now I go to the dermatologist every year to check all my weird bumps!

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      Where do you have them the worst?

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        Ladybugs!

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          They never said anything about peri(a)neal sunning!

          🦵😎🦵

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            Sun: 🫩 it’s a good thing I can’t see anything, otherwise I’d’ve tried to go supernova a long time ago

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          The worst part is I can absolutely hear ol’ Lindsey’s voice saying that. 🤮

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        I mean, nothing’s that bad, just too many sunburns and too much sub-burn uv exposure not to be careful now that I’m well into middle age, but arms and legs do probably have the most little moles and bumps.

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    What made you decide that today, after years of wearing the same height socks, was the day to wear sandals?

    • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      I’m upgrading the tan to stripey feet

  • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    You need more sunscreen. Or UPF clothing (the clothes version of SPF).

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    Drove 1700km in the last two days. One way going north, one way going south. I now have a very tan left arm.

    • ODGreen@lemmy.ca
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      ah yes the trucker tan

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    Nice calves.

  • FireWire400@lemmy.world
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    That’s how my arms looked like after being in Australia for 6 weeks last year lol

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    Suntan is opposite of dull

    • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Isn’t this a sub for people with the surname Dullman?!

  • philanthropicoctopus@thelemmy.club
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    Bloody good work. But please be careful in the sun!

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    and potentially a vascular problem… they loss of hair creeping up and your leg and what looks like varicose veins could be signs of vascular problems. go see a doctor.

    • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Just proving the internet phenomenon that if you post a pic of yourself some twat will reply saying you’re dying

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        Shhh, dead people can’t speak.

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