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AGAB.
I guess not. Also not the Pratchett-esque Guard, they were decent enough.
The Day Watch were right bastards under small-minded leadership until Vimes sorted them out.
same but an old-timey british police constable
imagine getting to wear a silly hat and going “ROIGHT WHAT’S ALL THIS THEN?”
ELLO ELLO, YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT ROBBERY?
Me and the other guards rushing to fight 1 guy in glowing armor. Spoiler we all died.
#STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE, OR FACE YOUR SENTENCE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT.
I wanted to be a guard, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
