cross-posted from: https://reddthat.com/post/76545241

Requirements

  1. FOSS
  2. No, minimal, or human-checked AI code
  3. Free-to-use
  4. I’m asking for FOSS PROVIDERS, not proprietary providers with FOSS clients
  5. Not under authoritarian juristiction
  6. At least one independent security audit
  7. Lightweight
  8. Low on memory

Optional things:

  1. Self-hostable
  2. Environmental ideals
  3. Under European juristiction
  4. Not hosted on Github

Suggest MULTUPLE providers as I seek to decentralize the services I use ad much as possible

  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
    201·
    14 hours ago

    Your requirements are impossible. May as well throw in unlimited handjobs and world peace while you’re at it.

    • MisterFred@reddthat.comOP
      323·
      14 hours ago

      Did you even do any research? Did you accidentalky list all the optional stuff as “requirements”?

      • chloroken@lemmy.mlEnglish
        4·
        8 hours ago

        Motherfucker you do the research, not us. You’re not “too busy” you’re replying all over this thread.

        • MisterFred@reddthat.comOP
          0·
          2 hours ago

          Bro don’t you notoce the time gap of these replies? I know it may seem small (just 30 minutes), but within the time I was doing o5her stuff like YouTube, app testing, digital art, occassional attempts at self-research, etc

      • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
        141·
        13 hours ago

        You don’t even know what you’re talking about. You want a provider (i.e., hosted) who gives it to you for free, uses “audited” code, but uses only FOSS (so audit it your damn self), which is lightweight on memory (why would you care if you’re not hosting it?).

        In what magical fantasy land would someone just give this to you? Shit costs money to run and develop. Your entitlement is laughable. If you don’t like what’s out there, make it your damn self and host it and give it away for free to everybody and see how long you can/want to do that.

      • EdmundDantes7@reddthat.comEnglish
        101·
        13 hours ago

        i had to reread this comment a few times because I couldn’t believe you, the OP, were berating random internet people about not doing the work you couldn’t be bothered to do yourself lol