We can just use his own play book against him:

Rig a commercial grade drone with a liquid container and controllable release valve.

Fly over his head.

Dump cat piss mixed with fentanyl on him.

… Yes, that really is his own idea.

https://www.thecanary.co/skwawkbox/2026/02/17/palantir-piss/

Karp: “You need a higher purpose, and I think you often need a lower purpose.”

Andrew Sorkin: “What’s your lower purpose?”

Karp: “I love the idea of getting a drone and having light fentanyl-laced urine spraying on analysts that tried to screw us.”

… on second thought, perhaps this is actually his kink and he already does this to himself.

… hrrrmmm…