My barbarian has a maul, we can make this work!

His mom probably likes them too.

His dad probably says “WTF is this Snap bullshit son? We didn’t raise you like that.”

Then his mom replies, “it’s just a phase, he needs our support, I’m sure you can make snaps happen, sweetie.”

Eratosthenes, to within 10% of the modern value. They think, I don’t think they’re 100% on the exact size of his measurement unit. Stadia?

I think he bought the “Big book of Canadian Cliches” and took to read on the toilet. Then his legs fell asleep after an hour or two and he dropped the book in the toilet.

Unfortunately he only made it through two or three. So we’re stuck with hockey comments until someone can teach him some new Canadian cliches.

Shit… that’s messed up. I mean the whole concept is, but that’s just extra.

I don’t know, it might be a good idea. If you’re involved in a “mass shooting event” you could just drop and play dead.

Damn it. I was hoping you were joking or exaggerating or something. Sixth graders can’t even read that well, not really. There are six years of school (at least) after that!

Snopes https://www.snopes.com/news/2022/08/02/us-literacy-rate/ https://archive.is/ZokGE

https://www.thenationalliteracyinstitute.com/2024-2025-literacy-statistics

It looks like it’s flying too. Those ambulatory plants must be FAST!

Wow, thanks, that’s way better than the link I found.

Wait, that references something that actually happened?

edit This?

https://www.runtime.news/how-a-500ms-delay-exposed-a-nightmare-scenario-for-the-software-supply-chain/

My uncle would have loved this.

The required votes to win are: total number of votes / number of seats

So if there are 4 spots or seats or whatever and 100 total votes then eat spot requires 25 votes. If one candidate gets 28, then they have three extra.

“I have 88 WHITE POWER extension cords in my garage.”

I love Hawkins Cheesies.

He was asking for it!

Yeah, and programs with means-testing are a lot easier to kill politically.

It’ll come out a year or two after the AI craze crashes!

I read it as “generals” the first time, but after reading these comments, now I only read “genitals” when I glance at the headline.

https://archive.is/ktNni

Ah! That’s the missing piece, thank you!