I’m tired of being in the frontline trenches of a shadow cyber war, boss.

Then you get a “Not long.”

Sir I must insist on a standardized measurement scale.

All you can eat

In the highschool gym change rooms?! I’m on to you, sicko!

I guess you go to trade school, then you apply for jobs.

I just sort of stumbled into it at 17 though after my brother got me a job sweeping up in a machine shop, then I learned machining, then welding.

I was 23 and a welder and the elderly welders looked so bodily fucked that I pivoted to IT so that I would only be mind-fucked.

They are mostly quite spongy so they can collapse to a fairly small volume.

Coffee enemas?

“Mu.”

Right after I rid this town of rapidly evolving aliens, with the help of America’s favourite shampoo!

Oh, that cute little guy? We call him Teller-Ulam!

I would have guessed Rust

What exactly are y’all scraping?

Nice tripdubs!

A man going on a journey is just a stranger comes to town, told from someone else’s perspective.

I heard that he’s riddled with aids.

Women only want one thing and it’s disgusting.

Veridian Dynamics. We can. But we won’t. Yet.

Lefty nonsense