You get used to it, especially when nobody cares. Walking into a corner shop in nothing but shorts is pretty Sus in a city in winter, but if it’s a hot summer day and the corner shop is near the beach, it’s fine.

Mmm but companies super don’t like the govt touching their money printing machines and they are full of scary lawyers. Individuals on the other hand don’t have time, money, lawyers or knowledge to fight back.

Nulls for the null throne

You don’t agree with this?

Does it come in red?

What is comedy?

First time I changed the oil iny car, aged about 17, I put in about 10L then got fed up because it still wasn’t filling up all the way to the fill cap.

Ah, red falcon, I don’t miss you.

How you gonna drink 2 gallons of liquid in one sitting?

I need a barcode scanner.

Honeywell: Right here bud

Also a thermonuclear weapon

Honeywell: How many megatons?

Comedy is subjective

Shan’t not

Never age. Can turn into a bat. Typical autistic traits

Your time draws near.

It’s a shower thought

What kind of maniac takes another man’s milk hostage?

Tragedy at the container port as a box crane operator falls asleep, shits himself and drops a container of deel straight through the hull of the Ever Given. 8 million high-end graphics cards and playstations were destroyed by seawater.

Just poke a hole in the side, steal what you need, and tape it shut.

You wouldn’t fuck a malnourished baby elephant.

Hand the curse down to some other sucker