Nah, it’s either going to be a 9-7 eyegouger or the Bears will inexplicably win 42-17, depending entirely on whether we can get the ball to DJ Moore or not.

On the other hand, we currently have two wins, play against both remaining 1-win teams, and have the SoS tiebreaker over everyone, so a loss would keep us in control of our own destiny for getting the #1 pick ourselves.

I’ve been to exactly one minor league hockey game. There was a huge brawl in the second period that ended in 13 players being ejected, and everyone got free Culver’s because the home team scored six goals (don’t worry about the fact that they lost 11-6).

The problem is that I can never go back, because there’s just no topping that.

Even “better”, there isn’t even really draft position on the line, the one thing that normally makes games like this interesting, since the Bears own both picks!

What would that line have been if Manning tore his ACL or something in the championship game?