More lube for Putin’s edging sesh.
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Bigfoot enthusiast. Pro moose knuckle 🫎
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Cake day: February 18th, 2025
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33·3 months agoWhen a Ma and a Pa fell in love, they coupled in a steamy limited liability relationship. Then they made love—back then we called it “making love”—and three fiscal quarters later, they would welcome a newborn shoppe into the world. Then everyone watched PBS and went to bed without locking their doors.
2·3 months agoThou shall not, not, probably assist. 🤷🏻♂️
3·3 months agoGod bless symbolic rebukes.
Always putting country before party 🎉
They’re giving off mixed signals
1·3 months agoWhat what
Doesn’t Elaine Benes play her in the Marvel movies?
If he was blackout drunk at the time and he doesn’t remember sending it now, is he culpable when he’s sober? No. Clearly not. The buck stops somewhere.
I’ve been accused of having an enviable Dartmouth.
At this point, evidence suggests, he kegstand’d a urinal and gobbled down three turds and a cigarette butt.
I went to Harvard, so I know quite a many other Harvard graduates, and Yale. Princeton.
Rivaling neutron stars in density.
I prefer “pink” “enemas” for the people.
🤘🏻 I deleted my Google account over the weekend.
😳😱🤯😮😲🙊😯
Anyway.