Who took the picture if their hands are both occupied.
I’m not trusting no stinking khajiit with my phone
Who took the picture if their hands are both occupied.
I’m not trusting no stinking khajiit with my phone
I’m not a smart man but I agree with you
My nan’s dying either today or tomorrow and that’s just life.


Does your water taste salty?
I’m confused by this idea


Don’t worry, MySpace is coming back, Geocities could be next
Don’t stress bruss, before it had my kid i was a lot skinnier and have long arms, I looked like a Chimpanzee. Especially cause hairy and am very tanned. But now I can’t exercise and am getting fat and I’m losing my chimp look and now am more like Orangutang
This is my future self at the rate I’m going if the kid doesn’t start sleeping


I lost my Reddit account because it didn’t have email and they locked me out requiring email verification to get back in to an account that didn’t have email
I need this set up for my dick pics.
Make it look huge


I’m the workaholic, I haven’t seen my wife for more then 5 hours in the last week unfortunately. Start work before she’s up and get home when she’s already in bed.
I’ve been at home for 6 hours in the last two days and they were spent showering and sleeping while she was asleep already.
But we make it work


I am the workaholic in my marriage, it’s tougher on my wife then myself.
I’m self employed, and am only working to improve our lives. Obviously people have different needs in a relationship but i don’t think it’s a deal breaker.
I find a solid work ethic and goals to be attractive. Someone who is content to just muddle through life with no real aspirations, beyond going home to watch TV after work or goals that are so far out of reach they won’t be attained is frustrating to me.
My parents were married for years after being separated because no one had money to deal with it.
Yeah 36 is our yearly average.
Unfortunately for 6 months of that it’s humid as fuck and closer to 40 and it’s miserable.
Go to places where it hits 45 and no humidity and it’s hot but it’s better then 38 with 98 percent humidity


5 months my dude


Mines coming up on 5 and still no idea i exist when we peekaboo


I’ve given it a go, it sure is something haha.
Not my kinda something though but I gave it a go anyway


Yeah i don’t know any pop albums made as a single piece of art


Don’t glue it on to well to begin with
Oh I thought he made shooting up schools to close together illegal