Fucken can’t wait to hear it tell me how it’s gonna bang my mum in 31 different ways and that I’m shit at video games.
Fucken can’t wait to hear it tell me how it’s gonna bang my mum in 31 different ways and that I’m shit at video games.
Genuinely. I’ve been conditioned at this point now to just consider the bottom line before reading further into any article about the environment and the animals we share earth with. In fact no, it’s not even exclusive to that… Just anything really. If it’s gonna effect someone’s bottom line (that isn’t the usual public) you can guarantee it won’t happen.
Being from North West of England I felt this. Shit, I’m still looking forward to this dialup tone people are nostalgic for. We get our Internet via pigeons at the moment.
I’ve paid my upvote tax
Lemon party was a bunch of old naked dudes sat in a group i think… Mightve been involving themselves with each other? It’s been a fucking loooong ass time since I got shown that and meatspin at school lol
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The 4th is the colonels secret recipe and a list of the 13 different herbs and spices.
You little bastard get down off that scaffold and give me the shooter, fucking going bed without supper. No, I don’t want to hear it - you’re not playing out with them again.
I blame 2 ply toilet paper… And Putler.
Not far down the road from The Coq and Bulls
Cold, soggy and doused in salt?
I WISH I COULD HEAR YA OVER THESE HERE BANGING TUNES! 🏴☠️
Putler insisted they could see all of the evidence if they just took a look out of a window Putler directed them to. /s (maybe not /s)
Nope. Yer can feck off Zuck! Yer ain’t comin’ aboard my ship! 🏴☠️
I went out for a walk earlier, not too far just couple of miles to clear my head. Get some fresh air. Anyway, regardless of how many signs my council like to spend money on to display the consequence of leaving your dogs shit, people still do it. Fact is, I saw a dog shit and it’s getting harder to differentiate that dog shit and Unity.
Full of cold I sniggered way too hard at that and 3 years of shnots came out. Cheers for the laugh and clear out. Happy new year
And bring that keg of mead on board with ya, ya dastardly scallywags 🏴☠️
I’m not so bad, thanks for asking - how are you?
Raise the anchor! 🏴☠️
I was sat down reading this and still ended up on the floor in pure shock.