This type of blunder is called paraphasia, a speech disorder in which a person unintentionally substitutes, distorts, or rearranges words and sounds.

Is this real? Please tell me this isn’t real. It’s absurd.

OMG now we’re talking about islands 🏝️🌴?? Where did I lose track of this conversation?

Are aisles not that wide anymore?

Thank you, and do you wanna hear something funny? When I was about to say “thank you,” my brain decided to say it in Russian for some reason and thought it would be cute to tell you “спасйбо” but then I quickly remembered the entirety of this discussion thread, and apparently Russia bad right now.

Ooh thanks for the other community suggestions 😃

Need to consult the people whose job is to invent an endless supply of new unique street names every time a new subdivision is built. They never run out of names.

Donald is always so angry.

Ducks & their corkscrew penises.

All you need is math! (And love.)

And then there are us Pretty Rich Lemmy peeps: We truly have it ALL!!

I know it’s not OC but my title sure was! I told you I thought of that title with my own brain and typed it with my own thumbs.

It felt mildly sickening to be casually scrolling through Lemmy and finding someone else posted the same exact thing I’d just posted, and you got more engagement than I did! Mildly sickening.

Oh maybe you think AI is writing these dramatic weather descriptions now? Yes that’s probably more likely than a human doing this.

Alright well I’m a real human who put a little bit of excitement & effort into this post, so the least you could do is acknowledge the usernames of people you’re stealing posts from.

Thank you. I read the info you provided, and I have a question: WTF is a “tankie?”

Anyway when I posted that cute meme, I had to choose a community from a drop-down list and I chose the first one that looked relevant, so I guess I chose WRONGLY, now I have to make a conscious effort to avoid .ml instances now?

So I just went through my list of subscriptions and blocked/unsubscribed from everything ending in .ml and there were six of them! They had some good communities! 😢 Anything I can replace them with? I’ve already forgotten what they were and it’s too late because I deleted them, but two communities I will miss are Venting, and F-droid.

Waaaait a minute, I just posted this on a different instance, I thought up that title with my own brain & typed it with my own thumbs, and got 3 likes and zero comments 🤔 https://beehaw.org/post/27275820

My profile picture on the top left says “54”. Is it that what you’re referring to? And is there a way to change it?

Edit - dang that’s huge.

That’s how I first read it

So this would have no effect on Donald Trump 😄

But according to OOP, bug consumption makes people & turtles sick.

Whoah I just saw this meme elsewhere about 5 minutes ago: