Satire is read.

Yeah yeah, and then the Iranians are going to declare Mar-A-Lago an Iranian territory and rename it to Mar-Al-Hamdullilah. It’s all a big joke thanks to the orange Bozo running the country into the ground.

That sounds like the kind of idea Elon would have at 3 am while zoinked out of his gourd.

Yeah, let’s make our kids figure this out. It’s not like they’ll be kind of busy dealing with global warming and all those other nice challenges we’ve left them.

Nice and righteous as they are they just love that unlimited power.

Guns? They’re cool and all but with people being who they are it’s better if everyone doesn’t have the right to own one.

Just wait until you find out that the photo in question is of their screen.

You see, the man and his ilk have sworn an oath to act in the interest of the country and its people. What they’re doing is treason because they are betraying the public and the nation. As for whether there is a conspiracy with foreign powers in play, we don’t know for sure. But there are worrying signs such as his private conversations with Putin off the record.

I don’t know, I’m kind of beholden to the gallows myself. Less gore, more spectacle. And a historical punishment for treason, specifically.

I would make sure to secure the panels somehow so they don’t get blown away by wind, and maybe check that the reflection doesn’t cause a hazard, e.g. to passing traffic.

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They want to make clear, once and for all, that we live in a post-factual age. Reality is what MAGA says it is. No ifs, ands, or buts.

This is the correct answer.

Cf. D.C. v. Heller (2008)

It most assuredly is part of the problem.

Yes, there are younger folks with criminal minds and/or stupid ideas in politics as well but this gerontocracy has a lot of people deciding on things they don’t have the fuckingest clue about.

God how tired I am of all these wrinkly-ass motherfuckers fucking things up for the rest of us. Can’t we just put them all in a nice retirement home or something?

It’s only natural.

Because you don’t need AI when you’ve got NI.

Like your intellectual grandstanding is better by even an iota.

I agree with your edited version. As for causes, being a good parent seems to be one of the hardest things to do. To be honest it’s the main reason why I never wanted to have kids.