100% Vegan!

Calm down there, AI clanker.

If they’re really going to tax sugar-free drinks (and not even use the money for healthcare) then it’s obviously going to be another tax on being poor, like the increase of the value added tax that they are also planning.

Just what we asked for. Tax increases that are going to do nothing to the overly rich and instead hurt regular people. And then they wonder why people turn to political extremism.

It sounds (and presumably looks) stupid but this is the only method that actually works for me.

Don’t you worry about it. Soon there will be no more recalls, just mysterious diseases that unfortunately nobody could have prevented.

Let’s just say this: if they really cared they could resupply Lincoln. Where there’s a will there’s a way.

Wir fahren gen Italien.

Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag offered a welcome reprieve from the real world ten years ago. I loved cruising the gorgeous Caribbean looking for treasure and adventure. The recent remake seems to be even prettier if unfortunately buggy still.

Satire is dead.

Yeah yeah, and then the Iranians are going to declare Mar-A-Lago an Iranian territory and rename it to Mar-Al-Hamdullilah. It’s all a big joke thanks to the orange Bozo running the country into the ground.

That sounds like the kind of idea Elon would have at 3 am while zoinked out of his gourd.

Yeah, let’s make our kids figure this out. It’s not like they’ll be kind of busy dealing with global warming and all those other nice challenges we’ve left them.

Nice and righteous as they are they just love that unlimited power.

Guns? They’re cool and all but with people being who they are it’s better if everyone doesn’t have the right to own one.

Just wait until you find out that the photo in question is of their screen.

You see, the man and his ilk have sworn an oath to act in the interest of the country and its people. What they’re doing is treason because they are betraying the public and the nation. As for whether there is a conspiracy with foreign powers in play, we don’t know for sure. But there are worrying signs such as his private conversations with Putin off the record.

I don’t know, I’m kind of beholden to the gallows myself. Less gore, more spectacle. And a historical punishment for treason, specifically.

I would make sure to secure the panels somehow so they don’t get blown away by wind, and maybe check that the reflection doesn’t cause a hazard, e.g. to passing traffic.

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They want to make clear, once and for all, that we live in a post-factual age. Reality is what MAGA says it is. No ifs, ands, or buts.