He just like me fr

Triple bacon cheeseburger with onion rings?

Always quit while you’re ahead

God it’s morbid but this made me laugh so hard

After the 15th time people started getting suspicious

Yeah I’m cautiously optimistic

Your resignation letter should have just said “Now I’m about to roll”

What happens when someone says " I hate you"?

Things are getting out of hand now

Well…they do both have layers

Who are you? My wife?

Hmm time for a snack

Takes a bite from a raw onion like an apple