Years ago I used to sign up for free samples of things (found on a freebees sub) using the name Freema Balczak, because then I’d know if one of them sold my info… but mostly for shits and giggles.

If Tim Russ is back for the sequel and they put his character in Vulcan ears, I’ll be able to die happy.

This reminded my of one of my favorite gags from Scrubs

Stop to appreciate that George Kirk managed that Selleckian masterpiece while the Federation had a ban on genetic engineering.

In 1975 Barry Manilow wrote the songs that made the whole world sing, the songs of love and special things.

I used to stare at that screensaver for so long as a teenager. And I wasn’t stoned.

Anybody got a sexy mnemonic that includes subphylum, subclass, superorder, suborder, etc? Or, more to the point, what taxonomic system gets us to the orgy the fastest?

I want to introduce Node 4-7 to Ned the nanite from MST3k. He doesn’t go to the john without a service order.

Once upon a time there were two types of Dairy Queens. Some were just ice cream, but the ones called “Dairy Queen Braizer” sold hot food too. Eventually they all sold hot food.

Let’s be real, those helmets were designed to frame George Kirk’s glorious mustache.

Spicy food never had an effect on my stomach until one day in my late 30’s. Now there’s a fuzzy threshold where I’m OK, but there’s a limit. A whole serving of my favorite bulgogi is always too much.

I forgot the video for that song is all just clips from 9 1/2 Weeks with random shots of Joe Cocker shoved in to kill the mood. So we should all be reminded of that important aphorism, “it’s all fun and games until some wall street broker pours honey in your vagina.”

It just exists. It’s not its fault it distorts spacetime around it until it becomes one of those coin donation funnels at the mall.

It was a joke. I feel like we’re all living Brazil 2.

Holy crap! I just got used to thinking that its been over a year since the blackout… but that shocking realization was a year ago now. Thanks, everyone!

Wait, those weren’t made as a prop for Brazil 2?

Ha, they left out the 2nd N.

At my last job there were TVs all over the building and anytime I had an excuse, I’d switch them to 10 hours of Gandalf Sax Guy.

Except at the holidays. Then it was Nick Offerman’s Yule Log, and/or the Star Wars Holiday Special.

5 seasons seems like a good run these days, but what’s with the 5th being short? These seasons are short enough as it is.

I tend to wear jersey knit, short sleeve polo shirts. They feel like wearing a t-shirt, give me plenty of room in the neck (I hate anything remotely tight around my neck or wrists), look normal tucked or untucked, fit in in most professional situations, and can be upgraded with a sport coat if I absolutely have to. I just have to be careful to find ones that don’t have the ribbed (itchy) hems on the arms - I want a wide open arm hole. My go to brand just added them so I have to find something new.

I have never found a comfortable suit jacket or sport coat, I don’t think they exist for me.

I don’t have much advice for pants, I don’t have many sensory issues as long as they’re not binding. I usually wear wide-leg levis and keep a pair or two that are in nice enough condition for most business casual circumstances. Then I have a couple pair of slacks that I just had to find by trial and error for the other (rare) occasions.