“We’ll cross that water when it’s under the bridge.”

That is by far the laziest take on any variation on that saying I’ve heard so far. 10/10, fuckin’ love it. Just a straight up “we’ll do nothing until the problem comes to us”.

Adding this one to the noggin file.

I’m here to kick ass and take names, and I’m all out of ass!

*clicks pen*

Names, please…

Light a man a fire and you warm him for a night. Set a man on fire and you warm him for the rest of his life!

Someone who lives on a ship should sink the white house.

*checks ocean temps and pH…*

Murican here. We aren’t even our own ally. Any country that considers us an ally is looking through rose-tinted goggles at what we could be, and clinging to that fantasy while ignoring what we are.

We need to get our shit together and actually keep it that way for at least a few decades before I’d expect any measure of trust from the global community.

Until then, yeah I wouldn’t sign any agreements with the US that extend past a presidential administration cuz as soon as a relatively good one leaves, we’re liable to put another hue-shifted Hitler in power.

In the US you can look up people’s voter registration and see which party they’re registered with. Not sure if this is every state or just some, but it’s at least been the case in all the sates I’ve lived in. I’ve never seen one that actually displays your ballot selections though, just the registration status, but that could be a thing if there’s a state that allows it.