Blueliner

You get hit by a driverless taxi. The monkey paw curls one finger towards its palm.

I mean the title really gave it away

Did he live up to his name, or did his name damn him to a lifetime of dingus decisions?

The answer is yes.

Don’t forget the 11th commandment.

“Thou shalt consider the supreme law of the land as mere suggestion, for thy personal whim shall outweigh the parchment of the founders.”

If anything happens at all it will be multi-billion dollar corporations getting checks from the government

Hey guys! Look at the witty thing I said online!

That’s not what I’m talking about but okay

Who said anything about gen z?

I’m not blaming smartphones solely. I said screens. I’m blaming news media for fear-mongering. It’s a constant barrage of either pro-trump or things you should be afraid of trump doing.

Go outside and take care of your community.

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There’s less fear when you aren’t staring at screens with content designed to instill fear in you all day.

Yeah! No more gay stuff! We want America stuff! Like raping children stuff.

Calling it now. He killed her.

Oh ok.

Shut up, Piggy.

This is still the US. They can shoot them.

This you?

Meanwhile, some states in the US require verbal consent before the call is recorded.

That’s my state. I wonder how they will roll that out.

THIS is the answer. You can tell a lot about a person on how they treat people that they cannot use to make themselves richer or look better.

When you die, you will bring no money with you. You will bring no material items. Your words will be forgotten. Your name will eventually crawl its way back into the abyss of non-existence from where it came along with all the others. The ONLY thing that will have mattered in the slightest in your measly and momentary existence is how you made others feel. To live a life with any sort of self-importance is to rob yourself of the only thing that matters in the entirety of the known universe.

I’m not going to get into the semantics of the simple equation of “drink coffee = feel good”