He wouldn’t say he redefined it, more like he has tainted the word schlonged .

I know where this is from, but the images of googling "Trump schlonged " would cause most people to claw their own eyes out.

Puckerberg!

Yeah, we are old now, man. I remember seeing this in the theater. I was just talking about how Netflix used to come in the mail.

No, it was like “weather is brought to you by.” Can I not remember the rest because I was blinded by rage . I didn’t even hear the weather. It only happened once.

“it’s the thirst mutilator!”

I asked Alexa what the weather was like, and they shoe horned a sponsorship.

Henry Cavill would be a good Connor MacLeod, But he would be an awesome Kurgan.

I like the idea of magnet fishing, but it seems like you just pick up metal trash.

What a terrible day to have eyes…

I would rather spend that money on a local burger joint. Give me a single named joint with a generic paper bag with grease stains on the outside.

So do you file it under your own insurance and they sue him?

I wonder, does his homeowner insurance cover the damage? Do you go through your insurance?

Did you see a sign that says dead decepticon storage?

Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?

I feel like somewhere they would offer to fix his shitty mechanical body, or at least ease his pain. Maybe even restore his original body? Then they would deus ex machina him into being good or at least not as evil. Maybe a little holodeck padme action at the end? A little feel good fluff at the end?

That’s odd.

Yeah, same.It just never got better and I just motion sickness.

Or the machines. Those things get gross and I doubt anyone cleans them on a regular basis.

“ tilt the head, to ensure the air way is open. Before we get to compressions, it’s a good time to remind you that this CPR video is sponsored by RAID: shadow legends…“