“oh that’s how I’ve felt my whole life”

if so then name your thing

Sort of I guess: em dashes.

Not to talk about, but to use when writing.
Now they are apparently the hallmark of AI-generated crap.

That really hurts

Aww.
Here, try a different spin, mickey.

I became brothers with another guy from our troop that evening.

How I imagined you at the end of it:

If you like true crime:

• Truly Criminal
• Dark Curiosities

Crime Beat is good too, but that’s a TV channel uploading their stuff as opposed to a grassroots YTer. Not sure if that matters to you.

Bill is just a science guy after all. Not a science lord.

Disguise skill level: Agent 47

They made the FART lady get a new plate after someone complained

Aww man! I tell you whut, whoever complained deserves to get farted and sharted on.

At least it’s not a waffle

Carney folds like a cheap ass suit

Lmao! I had this image of him disappearing like Obi Wan, except instead of Jedi robes falling to the ground, it’s a cheap suit.

Only fans.

Make some egg-in-the-baskets that disintegrate immediately because the cutouts are too big 😏

Dooooooooooooom!

Get JC on the horn!

And all my volunteer experience?

Oh, naw, the volunteering ist gutt—lets them know you’ll work for free.

Agua

Ooh, I like that.
Mainly because of The Expanse:

Stay away from teh owkwa!

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