Hey buddy, don’t kink-shame me - I’m not the one measuring the passage of time with miniature decorative sex toys. We all have our delights.

Are the beans ready when the butt plug hand hits 2 o’clock?

Echo the “any watch” sentiment. Find something you really like, then wear and enjoy the hell out of it. If you connect with it, and it joins you on memorable adventures, excursions, and moments - you’ll WANT to keep it running. Be it cheap, mid tier or spendy.

All this bullshit about movements that aren’t worth servicing, labor costing more than the watch, etc - is absolute bollocks. Just about any vintage watch being handed across generations costs more to service than it’s worth, and has its share of non-original parts.

Heirlooms aren’t bought, they’re made - regardless of price tag - and don’t let anyone tell you different.

Find an honest brand (whatever that might mean to you) and start your journey.