BucketBong

Like, dont get me wrong, we want to like you guys again, you just need to get the exterminator in and exterminate the rat infestation you have going on.

Unfortunately beyond another assassination attempt, which isn’t the best option, its gonna take your politicians growing a fucking pair and removing him themselves, they have the system to do it and he sure as fuck meets the requirements.

You all also need to get the fuck out and vote them out next election, dont listen to the bots saying “stay home” go out and vote the Nazis out.

Here’s how I see it, if you dont vote, you dont get to bitch about the government.

Yeah he was gangster, at one point we were running an underground piracy ring on the school holidays.

He’s the one who introduced me to piracy, I think I was like 5 when we pirated my first copy of Windows 3.1

My grandpa and I would go to the video store , hire out a bunch of overnighter ps1 games, go home, copy them all, go back to drop off the ones we got earlier that day and grab the rest, go home copy those and return the others again, we did this every time they got new games.

I didn’t even need the text description to know that was my boy Arthur.

Satan: vende mihi animam tuam pro maximo desiderio

Me: what’s this about my verandah?

Satan: vende mihi animam tuam pro maximo desiderio

Me: Sorry, I… I got to get going, I got an appointment, hope you get help with whatever the fuck you need.

For Americans, for the rest of us, we can confidently say, you failed to win a war you started for no reason at all, your country has become an utter failure, no one can trust a single thing coming out of your country, from the food, to the media, to the words of the president, absolutely nothing is trusted with the american seal of approval, your tech industry is just an extension of the goverment now, so can’t trust that either.

I’ll give you one thing tho, you are unifying the world in mockery of your sad pathetic actions.

Look at this federation spy.