Deserved

That typically solid Newcastle backline isn’t looking it’s best today

How come these twos castore kits don’t do the wet thing like Villas

Run from it, hide from it, it doesn’t matter.

The 1-1 arrives anyway. It’s inevitable

How’s he fucked that

Broadcasters wondering if they can just flip over to the rugby

They typically start well, keeping it up for the full 90 is the problem

Newcastle playing like my toddlers football program

Everyone gets one goal