

I’m reading American Nations right now, and part of me does wonder about forming some additional country or a situation like Puerto Rico where they have no real representation. Carve off the very shittiest area of the country, with few or no resources we’d want, let them form their own thing, and call it Jesustan.
Let all the mouthbreathing conspiracy theorists and most especially all the snake-handling dipshits move there. Give time and assistance for any reasonable people in the new Jesusland territory to move to real America.
For those that remain that are still conservatives/Republicans: let them know we are not going to have any of their more extremist nonsense here, reiterate that this is a secular nation, and if they don’t like real freedom, including the freedom FROM religion, they have the option to move to Jesustan.
I imagine that Jesustan would not end up much different than The Christian States of America as depicted in Rapture of the Nerds…














So, the dog whistle here is: “Because of the BROWN people from SHITHOLE countries who are here ILLEGALLY anyway, no one can have nice things!”