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Cake day: June 22nd, 2023

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  • I’m reading American Nations right now, and part of me does wonder about forming some additional country or a situation like Puerto Rico where they have no real representation. Carve off the very shittiest area of the country, with few or no resources we’d want, let them form their own thing, and call it Jesustan.

    Let all the mouthbreathing conspiracy theorists and most especially all the snake-handling dipshits move there. Give time and assistance for any reasonable people in the new Jesusland territory to move to real America.

    For those that remain that are still conservatives/Republicans: let them know we are not going to have any of their more extremist nonsense here, reiterate that this is a secular nation, and if they don’t like real freedom, including the freedom FROM religion, they have the option to move to Jesustan.

    I imagine that Jesustan would not end up much different than The Christian States of America as depicted in Rapture of the Nerds






  • Ever since Donvict 2.0, I’ve lost count of what could be called a “national disgrace”, since there are just so many of them.

    I have also lost track of how many conversations I’ve had with people who make well into the six figures complaining about “giving” people more for minimum wage. I just don’t get it, and I know some of these people have had real shit jobs during high school, at least. This might make their sandwich or whatever some amount more expensive, but the people I’m talking about here can afford to dine out.

    I guess some cling to the idea that “those jobs” are only for high school kids, even though they can just look around at things like service jobs and see with their own two eyes that it’s not just for high school kids. You might be - for some reason I cannot comprehend - offended by the idea of someone trying to support themselves on such jobs, but the fact of the matter is - people are doing that (or trying to), and it’s not because of some moral failing on their part.










  • LOL, “signs of aging”.

    The mainstream corporate media, excuse me, “liberal media”, has long had this stupid narrative that they put forth. They think it’s entirely reasonable to act like both Biden and Hillary ( remember how she was nearly at death’s door back in 2016, according to these meatheads in the bothsiderist machine?) are older than dirt and anyone questioning their age related to taking office is just being reasonable, etc.

    Meanwhile, we are supposed to accept that Donvict is just somehow, in spite of his age, his weight and his lack of exercise and his constant raging out, some kind of spring chicken who is the pinnacle of health, even though he’s almost as old as Biden and nearly the exact same age as Hillary?

    Not only that, but when he took office, he was older than Biden was when he started his term.

    Somehow, the drumbeat of “Biden so old” was a constant, but the media seems almost afraid to talk about how Taco is older than Biden was during his term. And when is the last time Taco ever got on a bike? I mean…WTAF. I guess IOKIYAR applies as much to this as nearly everything else, and of course, to make this even worse, lots of inter-generational circular firing squads have been created by the ever-helpful liberals/left to constantly squabble about a “gerontocracy”, but again, mostly focused on policing the age amongst their own, FFS. 🙄