I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.

If it’s on camera you’ll be hugely famous

Unlucky

I love that you two found each other in such an amusing way

I wish I could give you gold for that

Wouldn’t surprise me but is there any proof of that?

I’ve read a load of academic articles on psychopaths recently. Narcissism is linked to all sorts of terrible behaviours, and cos they don’t accept they’re wrong, they don’t tend to change their behaviour even when they’re hurting themselves

I selflessly offer to do this for a modest sum of 100k per year.

This is just ridiculous

I agree. At most send an advisory message reminding the poster of rules and not to post worse. AT MOST. And I say that as someone who condemns the CEO murder and I don’t agree with Luigi being glorified in any way.

Fair point

Yep and it’s discretionary. You can’t win as a mod you’ll never make everyone happy… it’s a lot of work for zero pay or thanks

Love your name BTW its adorable

Yes exactly and it’s CHILDREN FFS. How can anyone be against this

Oh this is GENIUS. Make it obviously ridiculous so misinformation doesn’t actually get out. Something like “if you don’t have eggs for a cake, just substitute them for bacon and sweet potato fries! Make sure you mix them thoroughly with the butter and itll turn out great”

I swing right overall. But holy shit nothing would make me post on twitter (which I refuse to call X cos it’s fucking absurd)

What’s moderating like on reddit?

Yes and it lacks a simple explanation. “Insta is pictures and reels” “Twitter is short sentences or images”. “Ah well lemmy is a selection of instances that etc etc etc” puts people off

No users means no money surely?

Omg!! I love that idea. !Help_Others@lemmy.blahaj.zone would be the perfect community to host that they just got set up @EnthusiasticNature94@lemmy.blahaj.zone could you do that? `