“Why do these sexy couches keep seducing me??” - Jumbo Douche Vance

It is the match being held to the fuse of the powder keg.

Today is going to be a chapter in the future textbook entitled, “The Fall of the American Empire.”

I give dirty looks for $25k. Subcontract your subcontract.

Unless they plan on repealing the Posse Comitatus Act, the military cannot be ordered to serve as law enforcement on US soil.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posse_Comitatus_Act

This is what I do as a business owner. Buy insurance from the marketplace.

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Lies. We can and should call them lies. It is deception.

This happens a lot

Hey Google, when is Jenny available to meet up for kisses?

Ahhh the ol’ artificial intelligence-a-roo

Proof of aliens wouldn’t be your typical info that requires clearance, it would be the highest level of compartmented info. Everyone involved would need the highest security clearance. Everyone. Whoever empties the garbage cans needs to be trusted.

This wouldn’t be like nuclear secrets or spy secrets. All you need is one or two people who believe that disclosure of aliens would benefit humanity more than the secret will protect them. You need one Edward Snowden for aliens - someone reputable to blow the whistle with hard proof of some sort.

The amount of people that would need to keep this secret forever is astronomical. Not just the people directly involved, but any second or third degree contacts who find out would also have to keep the secret.

The ability to maintain a secret is an inverse-square function. The more people, the longer time passes, and the less involved they are day-to-day, the more likely the security will break down. There would absolutely be deathbed confessions. Over time, the probability of disclosure happening increases towards 100%.

This is why most conspiracy theories don’t hold water. No secret can last forever and certainly not one that big.

Someone needs to build Yelp but for judges.

You should be ashamed of yourselves!

Back in the driveway, we were nothing!

Now we’ve risen to the highest level, but you’re throwin’ it all away!

If you’ve forgotten what baseketball means to America, you have only to look at this board - the Malaka-Laka Balance Board of Trust.

Don’t you see what we have here?

A game where guys with bad backs and bad knees can… get together and compete on the same field as guys that are all goosed up on steroids.

But more than anything, isn’t this game about gettin’ together with your friends and just havin’ a good time?

I remember. I remember a long time ago, I didn’t have anybody.

You guys took me in. I guess that’s why it kills me to see you like this.

If we can’t be friends… then the heart and soul are out of this game. Certainly out of me. I know I’ll never get that back again.

We have sullied the waters of the Lagoon of Peace!

I’m begging you, for the love of our Caribbean brothers, dudes, stop this madness!

Edit: yeah, they died very suddenly from an infection and stroke. It’s not like they had cancer or anything. So my contention is wrong in this case. Leaving my comment up to memorialize my mistake.

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It appears they died from a “natural illness.” Before we go all conspiracy theory here let me remind everyone that a poor diagnosis sometimes LEADS to someone becoming a whistleblower. They are confronted with their own mortality and want to do some good before they go.

The death may not have been a result of the whistleblowing but may have been the cause of the whistleblowing.

R U N N O F T

I have to disagree, especially in this case.

Forget the fact that his public statements can cause real damage to the targets of his accusations.

The gag order is called for if only to ensure he receives a fair trial with an outcome determined by an untainted jury. Whether he is trying to or not, every public statement potentially removes jurors from the pool by having them create a predetermined opinion on the defendant and the case.

This is literally a case where the judge needs to “protect the defendant from himself” as well as protect the proceedings from a mistrial or future appeals.

Oh Jason. I feel like you always understand about 20% of what’s happening.

Commander, the aliens continue to make progress on the avatar project.

If we’re going to slow them down, we’ll need to move fast.

The fact you are even asking this makes me think you’re not a psychopath or sociopath.

A (psycho/socio)path would probably not be introspective at that accusation. They would probably just dismiss it or be angry that someone could even think that about them.

I am not a therapist or licensed to diagnose someone and no professional would/could ever diagnose someone without meeting them and interacting.

I would strongly suggest seeking out a therapist. I am a huge proponent of therapy for everyone - everyone needs an impartial party to talk to about things, even when things are going well.