Please post again when they bloom!

The folks who say “modern tools” have never used any other tools except what’s in a hardware store. Power tools just save time. It’s the same shit that we could do thousands of years ago by hand and determination (or elbow grease for those who build character). Machu Pichu was made by people and anyone can go visit it - the city is made of stones the size of cars all fitted together in irregular patterns and joined without mortar. If those “modern tools” folks knew masonry they would understand how incredible it is to build without mortar and have it withstand 400 years in a jungle with no maintenance.

With enough time and not enough else to do, a village can carve a mountain using sand and water. Fuck modernity. Embrace persistence.

Hopefully they want to understand why this happened and will learn who’s to blame.

I make ice cream as a hobby and found orange ice cream is too rich to eat even a scoop in one sitting. It’s completely possible but it’s hard to eat.

She was a great one who shall be missed. Guess it’s time for a memorial viewing of Murder by Death tonight.

Thanks for teaching us something new! I’ve never heard of the Trans-Mississippi Exposition. Funny, with a name like that, if it was held now it would be wildly different.

Thoughts and prayers. This might finally be what it takes to get rid of Florida.

It’s the little details like the layered accents that make him an actor’s actor.

Just wait, it’s the local glass replacement guy and he’s desperate for business…

Insurance companies and HOAs should sue energy companies for driving them out of business and making existing costs more each year.

Not as hard as it sounds — actually, it’s enough pleasurable. Below are some top warm-ups for newcomers, along with some particular stories to keep effects relatable.

This feels like it was written by AI.

Why doesn’t Texas connect to the federal US power grid? It certainly isn’t freedom for its customers.

a Houston homeowner, didn’t have to touch her thermostat to pitch in. Her utility company remotely shut off her air conditioner nine times that day as part of a power-saving strategy

9 times a day? I get annoyed at setting the oven microwave clocks each time but 9 times would be too much. And each day! That’s not freedom that Texas wants - they want to keep a deliberately bad grid away from federal inspection that would require the company to spend money on upgrading and updating their shit.

California has gravy as a side but only certain restaurants serve it that way. The trick is to see if they serve grits.

The Sarmat missile is Russia’s largest ICBM, with a height of 115 feet (35 meters). It is capable of delivering nuclear warheads to targets more than 11,000 miles (18,000 kilometers) away, making it the longest-range missile in the world.

On paper, it’s impressive. In person, it’s embarrassing.

A side of chicken gravy would make it complete.

“The invisible hand of the market slaps Trump like a bitch. More at 11…”

This is a sovereign citizen doing some crazy mental gymnastics about the origin of power and the social contract, not a flat earther.

It will look at the structure and learn a lot. The words are weights for when nouns and adjectives and verbs happen - the specifics aren’t vital.

The bigger problem is the politics of China and Russia believe the environment doesn’t matter as long as money can be made, and then they spread that idea with propaganda and disinformation among social groups. If the climate is to be saved, they need to be stopped.

Bill Maher is pupating into Larry King