Infinity was such a joke. They told everyone it was going to have a 10 year support plan despite the gaming coming out unfinished. Master Chief collection is great.

Agreed, they should’ve taken a lesson from the 70s and used shag carpet.

The joke subverting the Thanksgiving football tradition by putting on a nature documentary. The science aspect of the meme would come from a person preferring to watch an enriching nature documentary over college football.

Source: 4 caps of Nyquil I downed in the last 2 hours.

“Why can’t you talk about real issues? My dog is going to get eaten if Joe Biden becomes president.”

Basic communication crumbles after 4 Bud Lights.

Don’t worry they bundled all the email sorting features with the AI. If you disable it they combine your primary, social, and promotion inboxes into one.

Would’ve been perfect if not Fr*nch

Pfft amateur, I break into my local Applbee’s after 2AM and use their POS terminal browser to look at used cars.

Nice mod! I have a 250ft neon sign that says Arch on my laptop.

Yeah but they’re not very good at it

That’s our DM when they did 8 individual rats instead of a swarm.

It’s one or less a day. You can measure the flocks mood by the amount of eggs being laid a week. On weeks with poor sunlight or chilly weather we’d have less than usual.

Source: 0.45-Caliper Glock handgun.

I worked at a warehouse for a few summers. Most of the dudes made more money selling drugs but did the job so they could pay minimal child support.

France? The same people that made Cuties?

How did the wine not dehydrate them?

Thousands of loads under my belt

Vatican City

A month? Holy hell if it beeps every 60 seconds I’d be going door to door. I’m sure other people in the neighborhood would be happy to help.

No audio file? Do you hate the blind?

Our Studio 5 team just released Courtroom Chaos: Starring Snoop Dogg as the launch title in Luna

No idea how this failed.

I did it a few times, saves the hassle of cleaning a pan and avoids all the smoke. Doesn’t taste nearly as good.