Colonel Sanders

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Oh boy, you’re in for a wild ride with the Tuvix episode then.

Tom Paris?

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Racism, alcohol/drugs in cop’s system, or both.

They can take a long walk off a short pier for all I care

West Virginia Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin

They misspelled republican in disguise wrong

Tell me you’re from Texas without actually telling me you’re from Texas

Which is still more of an accomplishment than any of these adult asshacks are capable of.

Yar har, fiddle de dee Being a pirate is alright to be Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free You are a pirate!

If it’s any consolation, I’m high and even I understood your sarcasm. Not sure how everyone else missed it.

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Why didn’t I think of buying a lake house!?

He may have committed some…light insider trading

Edit: inb4 people don’t get the joke

Psst! That was the joke!

We need to make sure we come up with a way to enforce it as well!

This you? https://lemmy.fmhy.ml/comment/1180416 it’s a direct copy/paste of that comment plus one sentence